30 November 2008

Thinking Of Someone

Thinking of someone right now
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And the person is you ....
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Yea i`m thinking of you ...
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U know ?
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Well i`m happy that nitez
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and i wanna make u smilex too
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But so sad that it turn to another way and
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finally i have make you
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angry
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but not happy
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Aiks T.T
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Sorry about what i said
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Couz i really did not mean that
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And i did not look down on you
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As you are the one i like
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and
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the one i care
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So SORRY >.<

29 November 2008

Finally i`m free ^^

After two weeks of
continuous 4 hours
math tuition everyday
and finally today is the LAST day of it
and i`m really happy with that ...
BRAVO !! BRAVO !!
This is the moment where
i`m waiting for so long ago
since the day we start school holiday ...
Well this mean that my holiday just start ler
haha ^^
Although it`s abit late couz December edi
but this year is the most special one
as every years
i used up all my holidays
by doing those nonsense stuff
So as a conclusion
I`M FREEEE
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Without tuition,
i can sleep like a pig and wake up late late
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Without tuition,
i can play badminton back with my buddies
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Without tuition,
i can watch TV, on9 , and for sure computer games
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Without tuition,
i can go shopping and shopping and shopping
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Without tuition,
I can go for JB`s bowlingx ahaz
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Without tuition,
i can learn cook from mom
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Without tuition,
i can kacau my sister edi ^^
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Without tuition,
i can do whatever i like
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Without tuition,
I`m totally out of stress and rest my mind
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Without tuition,
i need not worried about being a mathx freak anymore
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BUT
I still have ST John
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somehow it`s much more better now
at least my schedule is not that pack
at all haha ..
SO,
here i come DECEMBER !!
and it`s gonna be ROCKXZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YeAH

28 November 2008

笑的种类

最优美的笑是自然的笑;

最诚挚的笑是发自内心的笑;

最幸福的笑是甜蜜的笑;

最高兴的笑是眉开眼笑;

最巧妙的笑是会意而笑;

最愉快的笑是又说又笑;

最得意的笑是点头而笑;

最害羞的笑是低头含笑;

最动人的笑是含泪而笑;

最幽默的笑是别人笑自己不笑 ;

最调皮的笑是笑了又笑 ;

最热闹的笑是哄堂大笑;

最自豪的笑是哈哈大笑;

最骄傲的笑是轻蔑的笑;

最痴呆的笑是莫名其妙地跟着别人笑;

最顽强的笑是苦笑;

最使人摸不透的笑是假笑;

最奇怪的笑是边想边笑;

最复杂的笑是边哭边笑;

最难为情的笑是捂着脸羞答答地笑;

最难看的笑是皮笑肉不笑;

最难听的笑是狂笑;

最可怕的笑是嘲笑;

最残酷的笑是冷笑;

最可恶的笑是淫笑;

最阴险的笑是狞笑;

最可悲的笑是哭后大笑;

最恶毒的笑是奸笑。

那你有在笑吗?

记得笑一笑咯。^^

27 November 2008

Wow.... that`s cool ... !!

Hey friend take a look at it ... it`s cool ... well all you need to do is concentrate on the black ' + ' in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly di sappear, haha ...








So how izit try dy ? Fun rite ? hahax...

25 November 2008

Special LV Bag

Have you ever see this kind of hangbag before ? haha... this is the 1st time i saw this kind of special design handbag by LV brand ... Well , At 1st i was tot that this is a real dog ler ... ^^ but then after tat leh i see it few more times and i saw tat the nose of the dog seem like too long dy so a bit look like pig o hahax... so don`t know is a dog or a pig leh ? ... but finally i saw back its` tail ny i knw that it`s 100% a dog hahax... if a person bring this thingx out along so can you differentiate wheater she is carrying a handbag or a doggy leh ? haha....
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Act guai hor ?



Shhh .... he is sleeping ... !!

The eyes seem like real hor ?

TEST

Romantic, Popular, or Brainy?
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WHICH ARE YOU?
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PEEPS!THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST!
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GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 7!
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HERE' S THE TEST!

*START

1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:
~Red
~Orange
~Yellow
~Green
~Blue
~Purple

2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following:
~Cat
~Dog
~Fish
~Snake
~Parrot
~Mouse

3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot:
~Hawaii
~New York
~East Africa
~Spain
~Montana

4. Pick your favorite instrument:
~Violin
~Piano
~Electric
~Guitar
~Drums

5. Pick your favorite soft drink:
~Dr. Pepper
~Sprite
~Coca Cola,
~Mountain Dew
~Pepsi

6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite Sex...

7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex...

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HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!

1. Red - Adventurous
Orange - Fun
Yellow - Sweet
Green - Wacky
Blue - Romantic
Purple - Mysterious

2. Cat - Feminine
Dog - Loving
Fish - Boring
Snake - Boyish
Parrot - Annoying
Mouse - Brainy

3 Hawaii - Romantic
New York - Busy
East Africa - Curious
Spain - Mysterious
Montana - Country Girl/Boy

4. Violin - Intellectual
Piano - Popular
Electric Guitar - Wacky
Drums - Wild

5. Dr. Pepper - Popular
Sprite - Wacky
Coca Cola - Wild
Mountain Dew - Athletic
Pepsi- Fun

6. The person you love !

7. Your Best friend !

21 November 2008

Chinese + English = Chinglish‏...

Making a sentence using 1 to 10
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You might like it.
This is hilarious... ..even an
Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric,
which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from
10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
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1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.
So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
10 God he run away.
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10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 .
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand.
I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

18 November 2008

haha.... finally i found you ...^^

After looking it for so many dayx.. finally i found this .... Tat`s the blazer i`m looking for hahax... Well at 1st i saw it at kl in G2000 but then tak jadi buy also hehex... luckily i found this 3 picx as the most suitable my taste geh hahax.... people always mention that when u come to 18 or 21 your taste will change as now u become more and more mature .... and today i wanna tell u that`s it`s true ...... no more small kid baju-baju anymore hahax... i love this one !!! well i don knw how i look like after wearing those blazerx but through my imagination i`m sure tat ii will be very different geh and maybe is a new SK ler hahax... So i`m going to KL again and look for it ya hahax....






Heritage navy single-button tuxedo blazer






From Calvin Klein`s collection ...
* Onyx punched bonded paper jacket
* Gotham wool/cotton plastic piping v neck sweater
* Onyx punched bonded paper pant
* Black classic calf lace up







Another one take from Calvin Klein ...

so how u guys think ? dont 4get to write me some comment lo hahax.. ^^

16 November 2008

Marathon Kwang Si Duty ....

As this is not the first time of my st john duty ... so it would be the same as usual .... get prepared and reach hq at 6am .... ^^when we reach Lee Yuan Restaurant ... we were divided into 3 groups and my group (gary , ah keong and me ) will be incharge in the check point 2 hahax..... well , before the marathon start we start to fool around at the sidex of the highway ...

The sun is so bright and the scene is so beautiful so i capture this nice moment ... nice rite ?


( Ah keong @ Gary ) , they are looking for taxi hehex.. ^^

Another one hehex... Left Or Right u prefer ? Due to face problemx so we both stand ther for 30 minutes also no car stop ar ... LOL... swt =.=!

After tat leh... .tat gary fatt hao there use kuasa ajaib and hope tat he can teleport back to the Lee Yuan Restaurant ...xD

Hmmm... in the same time guess wat am i doing ? use kuasa ajaib too ? hahax... no la i`m sitting down there (Da Jor ) and wait for ambulance to bring us back kekex... Clever leh...

While when the marathon start ... we start our duty and it`s time to be serious again hahax...well Our job is to provide them some treatment if they get cramp , provide them some drinks for refresehment and also tick the name for those participants who reach the check point ..

After the duty .. we went bck to sch and continue our kawad training ...........kinda tired today but it`s fun couz play at lotx...^^

15 November 2008

Memorable Last Day In School .....


Today is the last day i went to sch in this year .... well as usual , everyone came to sch with uniform ,school bagx and all tat to take resultx, to study ... but today i would be diferent... couz i go to school to play ... Last day ma hor ... so should play till gao gao lar ... So play with who .... sure is with tat buddy Gary lar hahax... but dint realise our plan failed dy ler... couz suddenly we get the information from monitor as he mention tat we need to buy our koko bookx and get all the thingx done include the signature from the teacher and also the president of the club ... so we r in the trouble of getting all their signaturex ler .... so we ran up and down , left and right through every corner to find the teacher ....then finally tak jadi .... couz today teacher din`t come ..... !! aiks ...

As i`m exhausted ... guess where will i go ? hahax... sure u know then ... that`s library ... !! but then don know where is tat gary going dy ... hahax.. sure must be doing something else rite ... You know i know lor hor ? !! Sitting down there in same place in the same position .... wah syok ... perhaps if there is a pack of ice lemon tea juice in front of me then it would be much more better ... So what can i do in the library without gary , hong bok bok and the budak ? kekex...

Take out the types of book that i usually read one ? nonono.... i change my mind on tat moment ...The book called " How To Become Your Own When You Are Yourself " ... sound like a big ( Kek shui ) rite ? but the title is really special as i dint saw it b4 ... Inside the book there is a meaningful phrase which change my perception to see thingx in different angles .... The phrase are " you are your own boss in your life , your future is in your hand, and nothing can change you if you are willing to do it to change yourself into a better way .... Well this bookx remind me to appreciate my life , the thingx i have in front me , and also myself .... ^^

Yea rite ? guess so .... 6 sense told me happy go lucky better lar ... "SMILE" more ba ... !! After cooling myself inside the "small refrigerator" - library ... i walk back to the chemistry lab ... While i was walking around the corridor ... the school bellx ringgggggggggggggggggg ..... till my ears also cannot tahan ..... (WANNA USE HAMMER TO KNOCK IT JOR )....... URGH @.@.... no wonder someone will get shock by the bell ring b4 ahaz ... ^^..

On the way back to the lab , i saw 2 ppl standing there chit-chat ...That`s keen thung and someone lor ... hahax.. You know, i know and he know lar hahax... !! Sweet Sweet ... hmmm... well well well , back to lab ....game start !! my evil mind influence me to kacau ppl haha...this kind of thingx where can left out my buddy wan rite ? So these are the pictures we took ya !!

What a funny moment in the school...as time passed in a blink of eyex.... finally the bellx ringggggg again !! and this is the time to say bye bye to L6S2 lu... wait next year i come and meet u ba U6S2 haha ....~ Happy Holiday Everyone ~


Moo~ Cow Cow ... (JOKING)



Wacha ... Finger shan gong



Flexible body



Aiyer ... fatt hao ... wanna kiss my finger =.=!



Kiss the duck lar u ngek ngek ^^



Piong ~ headshot !! ( JOKING )



Piong wind shot ( couz no head ) =.=!



Nike face .... Ngorrrr Ngorrrr !!

Eh, ur buku lima bigger than my head lar !!



First Kiss ? serious abit lar .. don laugh ^^


兰蝶划云又游身步来啦!! haha ^^

Finally tat`s me ... hope u enjoy lor .... ^^
-sk-

14 November 2008

This is the reason why the boss can
faint when he see the form filled by the interviewer.‏ !!!


Name : Ah Boy

Age : Still young

Sex : Never. Still under age

Religion : I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race : I love to race, how you know?

Nationality : I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number : 6735

Telephone no. : House no telephone

Hand phone no. : 3310

Address : Penang Jelutong

City : Nor Haliza?

Postcode : I never post anything

State : In my family, I am 2nd

Country : I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status : Secret

Email Address : Hotmail

Education Background : My teacher said not bad

Working experience : Last time got sell pirated VCD



Father's name : Daddy

Father's IC: You ask him

Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: You ask her



Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay

When can start work: Depends on my mood



Highest qualification: Ya, very high

Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?

13 November 2008

My Horoscope ...

Really Accurate !! LOL....
If you wanna knw me more ...
Read this .... !! ^^
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處女座終極完美分析

都說處女座另類,雙重性格,甚至有點神經質,其實原因只有一個,處女座的一切都要隨自己外顯的性格而轉,姑且稱之為"狀態"。處女座狀態好的時候,可以將自己聰明、細膩、能幹、溫情、幽默、有內涵等優良品質完全外展,此時他們顯得如此完美,光芒四射,並且可以表現得非常外向、健談,容易與人打成一片(這本非他們的性格)。而一旦處女座狀態不好,便會變成另一個人,甚至非常窩囊,一事無成,不過通常此時他們都躲避外在的干擾,所以讓人感覺有點間歇性自閉症)因為同為水星守護,所以處女和雙子一樣善變,但雙子善變的是心思,處女善變的卻是情緒。 很多時候處女座要面對很多實際的瑣事,這時的處女座便不得不在冷中面對周圍世界:要麼說話做事很不自然,有做作的痕跡;要麼便極度冷漠和被動,對誰都不理不睬。其實處女座很清楚自己現在的樣子,但他們無力改變和控制自己的情緒,只能選擇瘋狂地逃避一切。

他們想的是:與其很不自然地面對你,尷尬地和你說些無關痛癢地話,或是因和平時反差太大而被人說成表裡不一,性格怪異,還不如先躲一陣子,等調節好了以後再出來。所以,在與人交往中,他們只會和不得不交流的人(實在躲不掉)或是完全陌生的人(反正無所謂)交談,而和熟悉的朋友反而疏遠。

所以.你在他心中地位越重,他躲得你越遠。特別是戀人.

而且,大家都知道處女座的人有嚴重的完美主義傾向,所以就有了所謂的\\"處女座的人最喜歡若即若離\\"。原因很簡單:他只想給你一個最好最完美的自己,而不願讓你看到他無助脆弱的一面。所以請記住,有時處女座對你冷,絕不是你說錯做錯什麼,這是他們正常的生理現象,他們只是不想讓嚴寒和冰霜傷害了你(可事實上這種做法已經傷害)。不必難過,因為他們在乎你的話,他們的內心比你還要難過、自責和內疚!他們所能做的,只希望快點調整好情緒,回到你的身邊。

正基於以上兩點,處女座有時便會表現出非常另類的行為和思維模式。他們的性格也很多來源於此:不喜主動,不善交際(也可以熱情,只是今天熱了,終有一天會冷的),不愛表現,不喜拋頭露面(萬一哪天情緒無法把握狀態不好時,豈不大失臉面),諸如此類。

關於"潔癖"——並非處女都有潔癖,很多處女座並不愛乾淨,但卻要求整潔,他們更多的是井然有序,不喜歡別人破壞他們所整理和佈置的"完美"格局。處女座更多的是有精神潔癖。一旦觸碰到他們精神上的禁區,嚴重時會表現得歇斯底里。

關於"花心"——一般說來處女座絕不花心,忠誠是他們的代名詞。異性關係多很可能是他們需要確定一個好人緣和自己有魅力,來反擊那些普遍觀點。一旦找到心中真愛,他會呵護你一輩子,只要你能給他安全感,他永不背叛,心中眼中唯你一人。尋花問柳,紅杏出牆這些事與他們絕緣这是責任感所致。

關於"聰明"——不似雙子靈活機巧,不像水瓶創意非凡,也不是天蠍的那種計畫周密,處女座更多體現的是智慧。細膩、理性、好學加上十二星座裡一流的洞察力和最強的邏輯思維能力,處女座想不聰明都難。沒事少在處女座面前信口開河,隨意撒謊,很多偽紗他們一眼便能看透;也別跟他們玩什麼心計,你玩不過他們的。處女是那種可以把你賣了你還得向他道謝的類型。沒事也少跟處女座辯論,他們沒理也可找出理,甚至找出不止一條理來。處女是永遠不會吃虧的。

關於"單純"——處女座很純真,但絕不單純,他們內心複雜得讓人難以想像,很多不經意的事可能都是他們精心佈置的。處女座也總在純潔和好色之間徘徊,這一點最難說清。不過他們真正的內心是極其善良的, 寧可自己苦也不願傷害任何人,心靈如水晶一般晶瑩剔透。

關於"幽默"——都說處女座冷若冰霜,缺乏幽默。多和他們接觸吧,你會體會到什麼是冷幽默,什麼是真正的幽默,而並非品位低俗的搞笑。

關於"遲鈍"——別看你和處女座說某些提議時他們半天才反應過來,在你說好的一瞬間,他們腦子裡可能已經轉過五六個你這項提議會造成的後果(通常是消極後果)了。他們總是想得太多,絕非想得太慢。

關於"自私"——處女座的自私覺不是獅子的那種惟我獨尊,也不是水瓶的以自我為中心。處女座正因為是無私的,所以顯得自私。(能夠理解嗎?)因為處女不想傷害任何人。

關於"逃避"——由於處女座性格上的因素,他們通常會顯得壓力很大。當週遭的事物已無法掌控,或是自己的情緒無法調節好時,他們會瘋狂地逃避,墮落自己,這種狀況通常對別人無害,卻是傷害自己,讓所有愛他們的人感到心碎。不過不用太擔心,過一陣子他們自己會好的,他們天性的自我批判精神很快便會起作用。處女座一般不會徹底墮落,墮落前可能都已留有餘地,只是在等待著希望的來臨。甚至有時墮落都是做給別人看的。

關於"內涵"——處女座有涵養這一點是肯定的。在成長中不斷吸取教訓,不斷學習,取人之長來豐富自己的內涵。因為他們感覺到情緒無法把握,而這些是自己可以踏踏實實做到的,將來一定有幫助。這是他們所追求的完美主義目標。

處女座就是一個表面神秘到難以琢磨,說穿了卻又很簡單的星座。最接近神的人?可能吧,處女座喜歡這樣 來標榜自己。因為他們確實有超凡脫俗的一面。他們的內心接近了神,可是身在這個世界,不能不食人間煙火吧,所以必須得戴著一個面具活在這個世界上。

處女座喜歡和人說些曖昧的話,對心儀的對象卻不好意思表白。 處女座希望別人瞭解自己,卻又只將能公佈的那一部分對外展示。 處女座是最有責任感的人了,可很多時候卻害怕承擔責任。
Playing fields, rolling hills
Gurgling streams in towering rainforest's
Canopy walks across the trees
Oranges and lemons, catch and fetch, run and fun
Laughing children, happy families
Picnics, golf, swim and surf
A bath in the solace of solitude
Stadia of cheer
Tracks of triumph
Run, race, rev and whoooshhh.....
The roller coaster of life
Imitating sport
With its troughs and peaks
Living to complete
With others, with oneself
To strive, to win
To lose and learn
Sports, recreation, rest and relax
Does healthy mind, body and spirit make
Free of stress, free of tension
Free of forge ahead with the power of one-ness
One person
One people
One nation
One world

11 November 2008

Bowling match ^^

well.. yea today is the 4th times i play bowling this year ...xD as i knw bowling is kinda challenging geh activity lai geh ... so i felt very happy ler .. couz this is the 1st time pecah my record by scoring 171 marks ya haha ... HAPPY HAPPY YEPPY !!





Tada.... this is my score ^^ ... akakaz...





Kok Leong : (yam yam siu ther )~ Ngek Ngek u think OBL will strike or nt leh ? muahaha...



OBL (center) : hmmm sure strike lar ... wait my buddy tell me bout the shun ji bing fatt 1st ..( 孙子兵法)@#$%!^&* ... OKOK ..
OBL : muahahax.... better open ur eyex bigger and see my 亢龙不悔旋风式之保龄球啦 ... ^^


OBL....: erm masalah teknikal ... tinggal 2 botol ..... ^^!

10 November 2008

English In China

Hey friendz .... take a look at it ...this is the english from china ... haha .. it`s funny ^^ so enjoy it lor ...










06 November 2008

女生看了会哭泣,男生看了会沉默的故事 !!

那么一对情侣.女孩很漂亮,非常善解人意,偶尔时不时出些坏点子耍耍男孩. 男孩很聪明,也很懂事,最主要的一点.幽默感很强. 总能在2个人相处中找到可以逗女孩发笑的方式.. 女孩很喜欢男孩这种乐天派的心情. 他们一直相处不错,女孩对男孩的感觉,淡淡的,说男孩象自己的亲人.. 男孩对女孩爱甚深,非常非常在乎她.所以每当吵架的时候,男孩都会说是自己不好,自己的错. 即使有时候真的不怪他的时候,他也这么说.他不想让女孩生气. 就这样过5年,男孩仍然非常爱女孩,象当初一. 有一个周末,女孩出门办事,男孩本来打算去找女孩,但是一听说她有事,就打消了这个念头. 他在家里呆了一天,他没有联系女孩,他觉得女孩一直在忙,自己不好去打 扰 他. 谁知女孩在忙的时候,还想着男孩,可是一天没有接到男孩的消息,她很生气. 晚上回家后,发了条信息给男孩,话说得很重.甚至提到了分手.当时是晚上12点. 男孩心急如焚,打女孩手机,连续打了3次,都给挂断了.打家里电话没人接,猜想 是 女孩把电话线拔了. 男孩抓起衣服就出门了,他要去女孩家.当时是12点25. 女孩在12点40的时候又接到了男孩的电话,从手机打来的,她又给挂断了.
一夜无话.男孩没有再给女孩打电话. 第2天,女孩接到男孩母亲的电话,电话那边声泪俱下.
男孩昨晚出了车祸.警方说是车速过快导致刹车不急,撞到了一辆坏在半路的大货车. 救护车到的时候,人已经不行了. 女孩心痛到哭不出来,可是再后悔也没有用了. 她只能从点滴的回忆中来怀念男孩带给她的欢乐和幸福. 女孩强忍悲痛来到了事故车停车场,她想看看男孩呆过的最后的地方. 车已经撞得完全不成样子. 方向盘上,仪表盘上,还沾有男孩的血迹.
男孩的母亲把男孩当时身上的遗物给了女孩,钱包,手表,还有那部沾满了男孩鲜血的手机. 女孩翻开钱包,里面有她的照片,血渍浸透了大半张. 当女孩拿起男孩的手表的时候,赫然发现,手表的指针停在12点35分附近. 女孩瞬间明白了,男孩在出事后还用最后一丝力气给她打电话,而她自己却因为还在堵气没有接. 男孩再也没有力气去拨第2遍电话了,他带着对女孩的无限眷恋和内疚走了.
女孩永远不知道,男孩想和她说的最后一句话是什么. 女孩也明白,不会再有人会比这个男孩,更爱她了!


爱上一个人的8个预兆

1.当你正在忙时,却把手机开著,等著她/他的短信..你已经爱上她/他了

2.如果你喜欢和她/他两个人单独漫步..你已经爱上她/他了

3.当你和她/他在一起时,你会假装不注意他,但是当她离/他开你的视线 时,你 会急著寻找她/他...你已 经爱上她了

4.当她/他受伤或生病时,你会很关心她,替她/他著急..你已经爱上他了

5.当她/他和别人要好时,你会感到吃不知其味...你已经爱上他了

6.当你看到她/他那甜美的笑时,你的嘴角会扬起一丝得意的笑..你已经爱上她 / 他了。。。。 了...

7.当你看到这篇文章时,心里想到某个人就表示你已经爱上她/他了 哈哈^^

A Funny Conversation Between Teacher And Students ^^

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

04 November 2008

Tagged by Yong Qian

1. Whats your ambition?
=> To become a successful person in my life and to be wat ever i wanna be .. bt nw think bout to be an engineer oOo ......

2. How often do you think of commiting suicide?
=> Lol nope and nt even wan to do it couz it`s nt worth and this world is so nice !!! and yet i really enjoying my life wth my buddy at form 6 there .. so wat for rite ? summore i nt yet meet my dream galx ler xD... kakaz..

3. Do you think you have enough confidence?
=>Well this happened nt all the time ....maybe this is due to mentally problem ba ... Think too much la hahax... !! Happy Go Lucky mai gd lor .. ^^


4. How many babies you want?
=> Wow this questionx ar .... Need to ask my future wife oOo ... ^^
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5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
=> Yes.sure. Couz its very , really , ultimate , super nice kekex... Feelx like wanna touch it when i saw it ... bt then impossible lar .. couz its natural phenomena ... !!
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6. What is your goal for this year?
=> To meet new friendz in the new sch ... and to study well in my form 6 lo ... ($.$)!
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7. Do you believe in eternity love?
=> Yea.Definitely if I'm really lucky enough to have one.

8. What do you say about your life now?
=> 1 word ....that is colourful ... hahax... Couz friendz colours up my life and so i have a bright future kakax... ^^

9. What feeling do you love most?
=> Happy Go Lucky lor !!!

10. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
=> hmmm .... Love me lar for sure then ar ... Smile like me everyday lor .... hahax

11. Is there anything u wanna tell the ppl u hate?
=> No Commentx bout it ....

12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
=> Yeah.every single.Friendship not just temporary but an eternal ones.Lucky to have friends who are care about me,willing to share,and always there for me.I love you all !

13. What does flying means to you?
=> terbang ...

14. What do you crave for the most currently?
=> Healthy , couz currently always sick ler .. due to the change of weather ... so need to rest more ler .. sob sob ...
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15. Where would ur ultimate vacation spot be?
=> Disneyland , Dubai - The atlantis Hotel

16. Describe the person who tagged u in 7 words.
=> Responsible Good AGL , clever , kind and a nice friendz to be ... ^^

17. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
=> Syok sendiri lor kekex... No la ... Erm don think bout bad thingx ny lor ....

18. What will you become in another 10 years to come?
=> The manager of SK ....

19. What is your lucky number?
=> 7 .... From David Beckham & Chistiano Ronaldo

20. What is your favourite food?
=> Junk food ? hahax.. More and more lar .. ( >o<)

I tag :

* Gary
* Liang Siang
* Ching Ling
* Zi Hui

03 November 2008

Tagged by Gary ...

THE SELF

[01] Real name: Yew Soon Keat
[02] Nickname: SK
[03] Married: Single
[04] Zodiac Sign: Virgo
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: 18
[07] High school: SABS
[08] College: -
[09] Height: 170cm
[10] Weight: 55kg
[11] Do you like yourself: Sure hahax..
[12] Piercings: Nope...and i wont do tat for myself
[13] Right or left: Right
[14] Are you a freak: Don knw wor ...
[15] Hair: Not long , Not short geh black colour hair
[16] Skin: Normal
[17] Allergic: Of course no ...
[18] What are you doing now: Doing this thing lo...
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Do some revision
[20] What will you do 10 years later: A lot ler hahax...

THE FAMILY

[21] Live with : Parents + 1 cute sister
[22] Siblings(included you): 2
[23] Eldest: Myself
[24] Youngest: YHL ( my sister )
[25] Love/hate your family: Love ya.. Couz they very siak me too geh ^^

THE LOVE

[26] You found your another half: Nope ler .. Sat Bai ar >.<
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Hope is her .. wanna knw ask me lar xD
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: My Love
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Infinity
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): Guys gt , gals nope
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-10000): Sure gt lar ...Woo~
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: -
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: -
[34] Ever argue with your other half: -
[35] You with your other half since: -
[36] Reasons you love your other half: Feel
[38] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: -
[39] Ever think of marry he/she: -

THE FRIENDS

[40] Your first best friend: Keen Thung
[41] Your first enemy: Unknown
[42] The friend you love the most(1 only): All also love oOo.. tamak sikit ^^
[43] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): Nope ..
[44] Your most beautiful girl friend: A lot
[45] Your most handsome boy friend: A lot
[46] The kind of girl you hate the most:
[47] The kind of boy you hate the most: Na Pet
[48] You fall in love with your close friend before: Impossible....
[49] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Maybe ...
[50] If your friend backstabbing you: Depends
[51] If your friend betray you: He would be Gary kakaz ... betray him bck lor ^^
[52] If your friend woo your lover: Woo bck his/her lover
[53] If your friend fall in love with you: hmm.. then i would the the lucky one !!
[54] If you fall in love with your best friend: If i`m hormone imbalance
[55] Are you a good student: half half gua...
[56] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Yup. but wont finished geh couz too much dy
[57] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Lol ..all except Azizi ....
[58] Always late to school/college: Probability 2/7
[59] You love your seniors: Not love but respectx..
[60] Seniors who you love the most: Sasa Jie
[61] Your classmates good/bad: Good and Funny till mou dak deng ar ^^
[62] Excellent result classmate: Kai Jie
[63] Laziest classmate: Gary ... Gary hahax...
[64] Smart people: U lo ...
[65] Stupid people: Azizi
[66] Good looking people: JB
[67] Ugly people: Don knw ler...
[68] Funny people: Wai Tian = B-Boyz
[69] Cute people: Someone
[70] Bad people: Gary ( Sei Zai )
[71] Honest people: Han Nan
[72] Acting people: Wai Tian
[73] You are what kind of people: Wat U think ? Tell me then ....

THE PREFER

[74] Lip or eyes: Eyes
[75] Hugs or kisses: Both
[76] Shorter or taller: Taller
[77] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[78] Nice stomach or nice arms: Both
[79] Listener or Talker: wanna be Listener but seem like i`m the talker ... lol...
[80] Romantic or rich: Romantic
[81] Good husband or good father: Both.

THE FUTURE

[82] Age to get marry: Depends on my status ...
[83] Numbers of kid(s): 1 boy 1 girl. ( 1 女 + 1子)= 好
[84] Career: Engineering i think
[85] Salary: Enough to feed my family
[86] Retirement age: 40
[87] Properties value: thinking ...
[88] Wishes: All my dreamx come true ...

THE VICTIMS

* Liang Siang
* Hau Jack
* Yong Qian
* Hui Fern